Posted by: pop-break | November 13, 2012

Trailer Tuesday: Twilight – Breaking Dawn, Part 2

logan j. fowler and bill bodkin are disgusted they’re even doing this…

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Theater, Rent, No Thanks, Undecided? No Thank You. There are plenty of people out there who have bashed the Twilight movies without having seen them. Well, I am not one of those people. I watched the movie that started it all and I hated it all. But I went back for more with New Moon (trust me, I didnt watch this movies out of my own personal desire, they were with female interests) and even though the production value was way higher than it was two movies ago, I found it to be a complete dullfest. Needless to say, if I’ve seen anything trailer related for Breaking Dawn: Part 2, it’s because it was in front of a theatrical release I was waiting to see. I have not sought it out just cause for kicks and giggles. So yeah, I’m gonna say no. But I realize there’s a very strong case to be made that a future female in my life will ask me to watch it, and since I’m in that type of guy who likes to appease, I will probably buckle. That’s pretty much the only other possibility in which I’ll view this movie. Or unless somebody pays me a good amount of money to see it through. Only two viable options here. –LJF

Theater, Rent, No Thanks, Undecided? No Thanks, but My Wife Will Make Me Rent It Anyway To Torture Me. I’ve really, really tried to give these films the benefit of the doubt. I don’t want to be that stodgy older guy (I’m only 30, but I’m not a teen) and poo-poo the stuff the kids like. But the Twilight movies are just terrible movies…and not just terrible movies…FUCKING TERRIBLE MOVIES. I’ve seen all the Twilight movies because my wife loves watching me get angry at the TV for 90 minutes. But seriously…the last Twilight, Breaking Dawn Part 1, was barely a movie. It was barely 90 minutes and it was basically a series of shots of Kristen Stewart looking awkward and by awkward it looks like she’s in intense gas pain, like she wants to fart but totally can’t. And how many times are we going to see Edward and Jacob look at each other and brood and then in the end work together to save Bella — the girl who still can’t decide who she loves. This whole movie is a clusterfuck of a moody teenagers looking sad and then sorta beating up other people. The fact these films make hundreds of millions of dollars make me want to rip my eyeballs out while screaming “ROSEBUD!!!” and then setting myself on fire. –BB

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